Heinz Hall

Have you seen the Heinz Hall?
It isn’t small
And the theater
Is even greater
Not in Sizdom
But in Wisdom!
The Liberty tunnels
Are really funnels
In and out of Renaissance City
Which will I’m sure be very pretty
Without the hammers and the drill
That make me reach for headache pills
Pittsburgh’s a pleasant place to be
And very comfortable for me!

(with apologies to William McGonagle)

by Lorna Bain — December 29th, 1985