Advice to a Daughter

When God created man it was a joke
Then he created woman for a ...
Poker game with man.
I can’t understand man
But then again no woman can
Having a daughter
I oughta
Teach her not to trust them
But then again
If she must lust
After them
Pick the strongest in the herd
Not a turd.

by Lorna Bain — December 29th, 1985